What happens when an orchard becomes rat paradise? You grab a slingshot, some clay balls and turn pest control into a comedy safari. In this episode I head-shot dive-bombing rodents, witness Olympic level rat swimming and still find time to bury the guests with full honors. Think of it as Tom & Jerry meets National Geographic, only Jerry loses.
🎯 GEAR
Slingshot + clay ammo (airport friendly, metro legal)
⚠️ ETHICS
Instant kill shots, minimal suffering, bodies returned to soil as fertilizer.
👕 MERCH / FAN MAIL
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